Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award
Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.
Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award
- normal person: sings lyrics
- me: sings lyrics
- sings backup vocals
- sings guitar riffs
- air-drums entire song
- headbangs
- when my followers message me: I'm sorry if this is creepy and we haven't talked before, but I think you're awesome! god this is weird I'm sorry.
- when I message them back: SCREAMS AND CRIES INTO YOUR SHIRT GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL I HOPE YOU FIND $20 ON THE GROUND
- Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
- Johnny Depp: Yes.
- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like
